To Them it Was a Massacre

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composers: a summary

bach:
I FKN HATE PARALLEL FIFTHS
vivaldi:
3 billion concertos hhaha
cpe bach:
who am i
mozart:
sunshine and smiles
haydn:
i basically invented every single genre lol
beethoven:
ANGST ANGST ANGST and triplets and going deaf
chopin:
my soUL
paganini:
hahhaha noobs
liszt:
AHAHAHHAHA noobs
alkan:
fck ur fingers lol
brahms:
cLARA
schubert:
im a mushroom
wagner:
have a twenty year long opera lol and leitmotifs
tchaikovsky:
boom boom cannons
rachmaninoff:
HANDS
debussy:
sevenths and modes and whole tones awww yiss
ravel:
bitch please ninths elevenths quadrillionths
holst:
who needs stringed instruments ha anD I HATE THE PLANETS
prokofiev:
lol get out of my way conventional tonality i will modulate in one measure to f double fuckflat minor and stay there for a page
shostakovich:
anGST ANGST ANGST FUCK YOU STALIN
cage:
reich:
rrrrererreeepepeepeppppeeeaaaeaeaeaeeaaaatattatttt
stravinsky:
da da da da da DA da da
schoenberg:
(/79jjsOO##jksi&@'
satie:
im funny
mahler:
*singing* I'VE GOT THE WHOOOOLE WORLD, IN MY SCORES

Filed under dead fucking beethoven and debussy tho

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oscob:

ikazed:

oscob:

You know who hates on Kanye?

  1. boring ass fuckboys
  2. fuckboys who hate seeing a black man make it

Or you know, people with musical taste.

^boring ass fuckboy running an anti-feminist blog^

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velvvetreceipts:

thekatediary:

tiny little turn ons:

   - people leaning against walls with one shoulder while they talk

   - catching somebody turning away smiling at a joke you made

   - people who linger on a hug for just a second after you let go

   - somebody glancing at your lips while you’re talking

jesus CHRIST

Jesus is not a turn-on he is the way the truth and the light go 2 church and reflect on your nasty ass sins

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